It's FINALLY HERE! Be the first to get yours! If you're a fan of this piece I know you're exactly where you belong, but for anyone unsure. This piece was made in reference to the "Perkaholic" title given to players who equip a certain amount of "Perks" (drinks that give special abilities) when playing various Call Of Duty Zombies Maps. The piece is meant to make light of substance abuse while also glorifying the memories of games we know and love bringing nostalgia to our issues. Thus the phrase Perks Keep Me Up When I'm Feeling Down...